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Post by B12ad on Wed Jul 19, 2017 2:50 am

Greetings: This is the Secretary of War at the State Department
of the United States-

We have a problem.
The companies want something done about this sluggish
world economic situation.

Profits have been running MORE than a little thin lately
and we need to stimulate some growth;
Now we know..
that there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming
around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble
for the police and damage private property.

It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job,
It's about time we did something constructive with these people
We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over.

The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together-
And start another war!

The President?
He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro~
Napalm!
People running down the road, skin on fire Very Happy
The Soviets seem up for it;
The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years.

Do you want a LITTLE going away present for Mr. Bresnev?
Hell, Afghanistan's no fun

So whadya say?
We don't even have to WIN this war.
We just want to cut down on some of this excess population!
Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can.
We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, and..
give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use
an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way..

to El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland?
Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America?
We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story  oooooooooo
in the Middle East- we need that oil!

We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Gaddafi's hit squad REE REE RE REEE RE RE
didn't even show up. I tell ya.. REEE  REE
That man is unreliable. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Russians had their finger on the button just like we did for that one
Now just think for a minute- We can make this war so big- so BIG!
The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper!
We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right.
Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls..

Now don't worry about demonstrations- just pump up your drug supply.
So many people have hooked themselves on heroin
and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam.
We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong.
Kept the war functioning just fine.

It's easy.
We've got our college kids so interested in beer
they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
they wouldn't even know what it looked like.
So how 'bout it? Look-

War is money.

The arms manufacturers tell me unless
we get our bomb factories up to full production
the whole economy is going to collapse
The Soviets are in the same boat.
We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!?

*ITS MARVELOUS*
That's excellent. We knew you'd agree.
The companies will be very pleased.



I know you like music EmperorTigerstar, so I figure you wouldn't mind if I transcribed these lyrics from my personal copy of Give Me Convenience OR Give me Death.

Sincerely,

m1_garandad
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Post by DukeOfTea on Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:47 am

Jello Biafra is a god damn good writer.
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Post by Rainbow Knight on Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:17 pm

Jello Biafra/ Dead Kennedys fans, sweet.
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Post by B12ad on Thu Jul 20, 2017 2:02 pm

I'm a fan of specifically the Dead Kennedys early works leading up to before they disbanded. I like to listen to their hardcore style punk music because they were actually really talented musicians, but also because I find myself enjoying their lyrics un-ironically even though it's all meant to be satire, I think of it more as a blueprint.
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